It is hard to believe that bingo and raving haven’t always gone hand in hand, and yet, on the White Isle, we have found ourselves wanting. No more, because one of the UK’s hottest exports is hitting Ibiza’s shores, promising prizes followed by dance anthems, and with that combination, euphoria guaranteed. You can even win prizes at this party, with some clubbers walking away with bundles of cash, boxes of cereal, and if you’re really lucky, a vacuum cleaner. Because we know that when you’re dancing what you’re really thinking about is the dust on that shelf in your living room. Too kitsch to miss, this one kicks off on 5 June and continues every Tuesday till 25 September.